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Post by OLIVIA JOYCE DARLING on Apr 8, 2010 0:08:32 GMT -7
bunny: jackie chan adventures was like the asian inspector gadget
bunny: there was neice and stuff happened a lot.
kira: lmao!
kira: exactly!
bunny: like there wasn't ever an episode where they just had a good normal day.
kira: well, if they did no one would care about the show
bunny: I would be!!
bunny: wait wut is that be doing there?
bunny: I would!!
kira: they also had a sumo, and a grandpa-uncle
bunny: they had that dog and the car.
kira: did they have talismen?
bunny: YES!
bunny: i don't know what that is
bunny: so yes they did.
kira: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talisman
bunny: he's got fucking extendo arms, they don't need a damn talisman [/blockquote] |
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Post by gahnat on Apr 8, 2010 0:42:04 GMT -7
so, this was an aim conversation with a good friend of mine from florida. he's actually a pretty well-known youtuber if you're into video games, he does LPs (let's plays) and if you're interested in checking it out, www.youtube.com/chuggaaconroy but this was our conversation like three months ago, coco's my maltipoo, and katie's another good friend of his that he's starting to like, or was. D:
xoxognat: i kinda regret teaching coco beg. she begs all the time now. lmao. it's cute as hell, but i wanna eat in peace!
chuggaaconroy: if only i could teach Katie to beg...
chuggaaconroy: .....Oh crap. NO.
chuggaaconroy: i did NOT mean it like THAT.
xoxognat: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxognat: ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
chuggaaconroy: NNOO!!!!
xoxognat: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
chuggaaconroy: SHUT UP
xoxognat: LMFAO omgggggggg hahahaa
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Post by amy1 on May 9, 2010 2:33:13 GMT -7
Ehh, so this one might have been one of those "you have to be there" kind of things, but my friend and i cried with laughter for about five minutes when it happened.
Jess, Ben and i were in the car on the way home from the mall and we started talking about the house where we used to live - 8 people shared a house, and we all shared bedrooms so whenever someone brought someone home for a night, you'd get to have the living room for the evening, and there was 1 couch in there... the conversation went like this.
ben: ahahaha, the living room should've been name the 'love lair'
me: if the couch is a'rockin don't bother knockin'
jess]omg, i was only thinking the other day about how gross that green couch is
ben haha, did you guys ever consider blacklighting it?
jess OH GOD NO! that thing was filthy... and i think i'd prefer not to know...
me: honestly though... if you sat on it without pants on, you would probably fall pregnant
*awkward silence for a few seconds*
all: oh god.
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Post by GRACE ALEXANDRIA BARKER on May 9, 2010 10:09:05 GMT -7
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
I WAS SHITTING MY PISS
FRIEND says:
LOL shitting your piss?
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
yes
SHITTING MY PISSS
D<
FRIEND says:
lmao
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
ITS POSSIBLE
FOR AN ASIAN
D<
FRIEND says:
LOL luckyyy
kidding...
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** We were talking about an epic TV show. And I discovered something xD So I spazzed & that is my reaction. Its a time where you had to be there.
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Post by amy1 on May 11, 2010 3:00:30 GMT -7
Ben: He's sick... not sick as in fully sick, sick. but fully sick as in, like, sick. [/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by ABIGAIL LYNN BARKER on May 15, 2010 8:40:07 GMT -7
101 reasons dodi isn't allowed to have alcohol.
Okay, so none of you know me in real life, but if you did, you would know that I am one of those pathetic girls that just cannot handle drinking. Seriously, a shot and a half and I'm drunk. And I'm a sad, tired, puppy-faced drunk, so it's not even that fun. But anyways, last night I had much more than I've ever had before (5 1/2 shots. I thought I was going to die.) and I thought I would post the conversation I had via text message with my friend, because I was such a fool... I'll also post a convo I had with edi a while ago while less drunk, that's pretty humorous as well:
Part of my convo with edi like a month ago:
DODI says: I don'y eben know where' I've been lately... just like, not doing anything. rofl
edi says: hahahaha
edi says: getting drunk~
DODI says: noooooooo
DODI says: judy tonight because Sam wanted me to finish her 40. which was a bad idea lol.
DODI says: But I hate drinking. It feels so gross and everyone amkes fun of me!
edi says: its okay dodi
DODI says: anyways I better go to sleep because meghan is walking me up at 9 and I have tons of hw to do tomorrow D:
DODI says: but I'll talk to you tomorrow!!!
edi says: okay talk to you tomorrow!
DODI says: night <3
And from last night: (Meghan is my very good friend, who I live with now, and will be living with next year)
Dodi: Meghan I'm so drunk :(
Meghan: Shit r u okay?
Dodi: wye at battle of the bandss
Meghan: where?
Dodi: Goodrich
Dodi: Nectmind wrye leaving
Meghan: where to?
Dodi: Snake bar (it's actually snack bar, but apparently that was too hard to spell haha)
Dodi: Grap quad whey are uuu?? (grap = frosh, as in freshman quad)
Meghan: I'm coming to find you. DON'T MOVE.
Dodi: no one wans to hang out wit me!
Dodi: prtyyy in mission!!
Meghan: I'm almost to frosh quad, don't leave without me!!!!
Dodi: HRY UPP
Lawl, fortunately Meghan found me and all was well. I even got up at 8:30 this morning and took a 20min walk to dunkin' donuts. Needless to say I hope to not get that drunk again for a very long time. Possibly years. [/size] |
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Post by danielarojas on May 15, 2010 10:08:18 GMT -7
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
Caleb Turman
Hes a gingeeer
e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says:
oh jesus
llfmao
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
LOL
Hes like baby cute
e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says:
they have no souls~~~~
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
LOL what
e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says:
gingers have no souls
but she'd like him
lmfao
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
LOL
well my ginger has soul
Hes my fork
dork*
e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says:
lmfao
he's your fork
well.. audrey's my poon
spoon*
LLMFAO
not poon
ahhahahahaha
» {{ c h e l s e a . * // ™ says:
LOL
hahaaaaa |
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Post by piercelee on Jul 11, 2010 13:15:00 GMT -7
"i've never seen anyone suck so much than at a whore convention!" - my dad |
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Post by AUSTIN JORDAN BARKER on Aug 3, 2010 12:37:20 GMT -7
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
you should write an essay one day about how we should love canadians because they 1 have really cool bumper stickers, 2 gave you your national anthem, 3 gave you your white house
awhnuh says:
nah
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
yeeee
awhnuh says:
nayyyyy
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
yeee fuckin yeeeeeee bizatch
awhnuh says:
lmfaooooo
girl you crazy
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
wanna have my bbies/
awhnuh says:
noooooooooooo
so if i were to say '______1__ became more _2___ as time went on' meaning 1 achieved a lot, what would i put in spot 2 to work?
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
what/!
lfmao
i thought you were talking about my 123 thing
and i was like HOW DOES BUMPER STICKERS FIT IN THAT!?
awhnuh says:
lmfaooooooooooooooo no
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Post by jacklynn on Aug 8, 2010 10:54:06 GMT -7
BOYFRIEND: you can turn right on red
BOYFRIENDS MOM: we're turning left, stupid. |
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Nov 6, 2010 20:35:51 GMT -7
Because I'm awesome, dumb, and tired like that....
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
yeah for sure
omg i murdered my legs in the shower
anna says:
lmfao oh my god eryn
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
like .. five spots
lmao
anna says:
hahahah
geeze
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
i wanted to make it quick! D;
anna says:
lmfao
i'm participating in no shave november without even meaning to i'm just too lazy to shave lmfao
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
lmfaoo
but my legs
and the hottie manager
anna says:
wear pants!
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
YEAH
TELL HE WANTS TO BANG ME
then how awkward is that
anna says:
LMFAO OH MY GOD
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
oh yeah.. sorry
no shave november
anna says:
just be like 'it's for charity'
e r y n (KARMA POLICE) says:
LMFAO
anna says:
AND THEN HE'LL BE ALL 'OH THAT'S HOT MARRY ME' |
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Nov 24, 2010 12:45:21 GMT -7
My dad on Katy Perry's Firework music video
" You know, that's a firehazard... letting off fireworks that close to your body... " |
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Post by freddy on Nov 24, 2010 23:26:40 GMT -7
Edi says:
i seriously feel so bad for the guy if i end up getting married
because god
once during my period i was crying because i was craving eggs and didnt have any
lady cluck says:
i already kno id be abusive so i am never going to marry
Edi says:
lmfao
lady cluck says:
i just know
Edi says:
i like to cook and clean
i will be the trophy wife
minus my one week
lady cluck says:
i like being alone too much
& hate babies
Edi says:
lmfao
i want to have kids just to be the weird mom
lady cluck says:
even dat
is not enuf for me
my fear of childbirth
& havin 2 live with them forever
Edi says:
that is true
lmfao
lady cluck says:
some ppl like the idea of that but i dont
Edi says:
i will see when the time comes
as my sister said
she will be 30 and married and have kids
i will be alone
with 3 cats and 7 dogs
i am lady cluck btw
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Post by benjamin on Nov 28, 2010 14:56:51 GMT -7
So I don't have an IM threads but I figured this was funny. Normally when me and lindsey tell people we get looks that say we are stupid..oh well.
Me: Lindsey why isn't it working?
(I'm trying to make my ipod play in her car.)
Lindsey: I dont know. Take it out and try it again.
Me: Okay.
(Take it out put it back in.)
Me: maybe it is the song.
(take it out, change the song, put it back in.)
Lindsey: I dont know.
Me: move it to radio then back to usb.
(she mess with her radio..nothing)
Me: what the heck.
Lindsey: Oh wait a minute.
(turns up the volume)
Me: You know the sad thing is I watched you turn it down and you actually were the one to turn it down and neither of us thought about it.
Lindsey: I know.
and then we just laugh at our stupidity.
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