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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on May 26, 2009 23:47:58 GMT -7
anna says: XD e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: i was pissed anna says: idk im probably gonna wake up at 7~ e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: lool anna says: and edi leaves 14 minutes after that about so we'll see it all depends if i wake up for my alarm cock LMFAO CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK I SAY e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: bahahahahhaaha alarm cock~ anna says: CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK CLOCK e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: im going to tell edi~~~ anna says: :D OMFG OOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO AWHHHHHHHHH NO AHHHHHHHH THERE OMG e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: hahahhahaha anna says: MY TYPIS e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: LMFAO!!! anna says: OMFG NO TY[OOSSSSS LRKJAFLREWLFA TYPOS D:<
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Post by abigailwinters on Aug 10, 2009 20:37:54 GMT -7
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Post by AUSTIN JORDAN BARKER on Sept 29, 2009 17:59:02 GMT -7
samantha says: well I wasn't at the computer when it started, I was talking to my brother about what I liked better: spoons or forks. LOL. e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: forks cuz like.. at least forks are good for sudden needs for self defense. what are you going to do with a spoon? toss it in their eye? samantha says: yoo. that's exactly what I told him and then he started going on about what if I was stranded on an island and wanted some soup. e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: ummm i dunno if your making soup obvly you have a container that you can bring to your lips. who taught this kid deserted island manners/etiquette? samantha says: LOL. e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: i'm deserted~ i need a spoon for my soup! samantha says: LOL. I sure as hell didn't teach that kid. e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: you can probably catch a meal with a fork!! bet you can't with a spoon you need to reeducate him samantha says: that's what I've been telling him, but it is useless, the boy is dumb. e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: haha lame as a spoon on a desert island samantha says: pretty much.
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Dec 21, 2009 20:34:27 GMT -7
edi says: man i love fucking gwen ..... fucking with gwen lmfaoooo
haha sorry it's short, but edi was so against putting it up :)
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Post by GWENIVERE ROSE MARSHALL on Dec 21, 2009 20:51:47 GMT -7
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Funny on a variety of levels.
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Post by val6 on Dec 28, 2009 17:21:42 GMT -7
[16:18] edi: yay [16:18] tess: ? [16:18] edi: i got it up [16:18] edi: xd [16:18] edi: *xD [16:18] tess: ... [16:18] edi: .... [16:18] edi: the cell thread
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Post by paolo on Dec 28, 2009 21:20:04 GMT -7
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Post by JASON RUSSEL BARKER on Feb 15, 2010 21:52:16 GMT -7
soooo today someone random added me on msn, and i know you're not suppsosed to add them buuuut i do anyone just to see what they have to say just for a laugh then block and delete them later. and this one was just too funny to not add. so here we go!
Shin just sent you a nudge. Shin says: hey i'm 21/f your a male right? nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
edi says: uhhh you added me randomly.... and why would a guys email be omgz_unicorns@hotmail.com? i'm 17 and a girl, i play neopets, i dont know what you're trying to pul here, pal
Shin says: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
edi says: uhhh no im a girl!!!!! i'm 17!! thats illegal!!!!
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Post by ABIGAIL LYNN BARKER on Mar 3, 2010 13:33:51 GMT -7
In the spirit of encouraging spammers: today some random added me and I thought they might be someone from high school that I don't remember, so I added them. Hilarity ensues.
Cassi says: (3:22:38 PM) hi
DODI says: (3:22:47 PM) hey, who is this?
Cassi says: (3:22:55 PM) hi how are you today?
Cassi says: (3:22:55 PM) my name is kaylee I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
DODI says: (3:23:09 PM) umm 18
DODI says: (3:23:18 PM) do I know you?
Cassi says: (3:23:29 PM) listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
DODI says: (3:23:43 PM) that's okay, I'm good
Cassi says: (3:24:03 PM) I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
DODI says: (3:24:21 PM) I'm not a big fan of nudity, thanks though
Cassi says: (3:24:52 PM) well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! www.localsocialcam.com/cady fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
DODI says: (3:25:31 PM) I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GET NAKED OR GIVE YOU MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
Cassi says: (3:25:51 PM) Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
DODI says: (3:26:11 PM) I have no intention of going into the chatroom, you spambot
Cassi says: (3:26:30 PM) OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
DODI says: (3:26:41 PM) k thanks
Cassi says: (3:26:43 PM) AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link www.localsocialcam.com/cady DODI says: (3:27:02 PM) OMG I'M GONNA GO WATCH RIGHT NOW SOUNDS AWESOME
Cassi says: (3:32:11 PM) AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link www.localsocialcam.com/cady DODI says: (3:32:13 PM) freak
Cassi says: (3:32:15 PM) AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link www.localsocialcam.com/cady Cassi says: (3:32:16 PM)
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Post by lacey on Mar 17, 2010 15:38:31 GMT -7
edi says: i dont even know where that came from but whenever i see <3's i just think ballsacks now anna says: i think an ice cream cone with some balls on top edi says: LMFAO anna says: I'M SERIOUS
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Post by dallas on Mar 18, 2010 12:02:43 GMT -7
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Mar 18, 2010 19:35:46 GMT -7
edi says: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edi says: IM HAVING A STROKE e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: ARE YOU SMELLING BURNT TOAST!? edi says: YES e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: OMG e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: CALL 991 e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: ... 911 e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: now e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: haha edi says: 99! edi says: ... edi says: 991 e r y n ( KARMA POLICE ) says: hahah edi says: lmfao
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Post by danielhampton on Mar 18, 2010 20:25:15 GMT -7
edi says: and my cocklick is goign crazy .............. CO W anna says: WTF edi says: COW anna says: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF edi says: COWLICK D; anna says: COCK LICK ARE YOU SERIOUS COCK LICK oh man edi says: I DIDNT MEAN TO IM TIRED
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Post by azura on Mar 21, 2010 16:45:21 GMT -7
jennifer says: *RAPIST NO RAPING * lacieee. says: *MY NAME IS SWIPER *CAUSE I JUST SWIPED YO VIRGINITY. *in all caps. bc thats how i roll~ jennifer says: *LOL
* lacieee. says: *its the most awesome thing we've said all day *besides what im about to say next: KILLER ZOMBIESS *even though zombies are almost always killers. jennifer says: *this is true *what if they didnt? *what would they do? *run, fall, drool, and growl? * lacieee. says: *they'd quote mean girls in grunts *DUH jennifer says: *LOL *NUH NOO NORE * lacieee. says: *what?! jennifer says: *aka boo you whore~ * lacieee. says: *you wanna go to taco bell? i cant go to taco bell. im on an all carb diet. GOD KAREN, YOU'RE SO STUPID. jennifer says: *i can put my whole fist in my mouth *...wanna see?!
* lacieee. says: *idk why im talking to you about this Ryan says: *because we both love boobs?
Ryan says: *I can make your bed rock, Lacie. * lacieee. says: *ik you did last night ;D
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Post by holland on Mar 21, 2010 16:50:28 GMT -7
7:47pm Cori but i think my gramps has the hots for taylor lautner
7:47pm Jennifer HAHAH CORI!
7:48pm Cori HE KEPT SAYING ''why doesnt she just stay with the wolfman? he's waaaay better looking than that skrawny ass vampire..AND he's buff as hell'' and i was like ''O.O''
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