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Post by benjix on Jan 17, 2009 22:18:29 GMT -7
lulz better version. xD THE MAKING OF PENILA~ read up from the bottm. PENILA!: IM THE PENIS. THAT'S UP IN UR VANILLAZ
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: IMEAN
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: OH
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: hahahaha
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: IM ADDI D:
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: DONT TELL HERRR
17 Jan 09, 23:11
tazz: sure it is
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
17 Jan 09, 23:11
editron: who the fuuck is penila?
17 Jan 09, 23:11
gnatster: omg. i can't breefth.
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: HAHA
17 Jan 09, 23:11
gnatster: LFMAO!
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: its sensitive xD
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: AGAIN! haha
17 Jan 09, 23:11
tazz: HAHA
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY PENILA
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: lmao. -ded-
17 Jan 09, 23:10
Juliet: "ITS NOT A GAY PENIS.. it's a penila..."
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: i'll make you poof for a sex ;D
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: hahahaahahahahahahahaah.
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: LMFAO
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: OMG
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: SEC
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: i poofed for a sex
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: oops
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: lulz
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: A GAY PENIS IS A PENILA
17 Jan 09, 23:10
tazz: revamp peninsula
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: kinda like cornelia. but with a penis interupption
17 Jan 09, 23:10
tazz: daaa
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Juliet: it could be a name!
17 Jan 09, 23:09
PENILA!: -brat-
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Juliet: LMFAO
17 Jan 09, 23:09
PENILA!: baha.
17 Jan 09, 23:09
PENILA!: I DEFINED~
17 Jan 09, 23:09
PENILA!: I CLAIMED
17 Jan 09, 23:09
tazz: ROFL
17 Jan 09, 23:09
PENILA!: now im just penila
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Juliet: penila
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Juliet: my typo D:
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Adderzz:PENILA: XDDDDDDDD
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Adderzz:PENILA: dont break my poor peepee
17 Jan 09, 23:09
gnatster: LMFAO.
17 Jan 09, 23:09
gnatster: bad position when going in & out....
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Juliet: <<< CLICK THIS CLICK ITT
17 Jan 09, 23:09
Adderzz:PENILA: EDI. NO PENILE FRACTURESK D:
17 Jan 09, 23:08
gnatster: i have no idea wtf is wrong with all ya. XD
17 Jan 09, 23:08
editron: what happens to it?
17 Jan 09, 23:08
Juliet: HAHA
17 Jan 09, 23:08
tazz: i didn;t want to know that
17 Jan 09, 23:08
Juliet: that would suck
17 Jan 09, 23:08
editron: LMAO
17 Jan 09, 23:08
gnatster: LMFAO.
17 Jan 09, 23:08
tazz: and itslike ' its when u injure your penis through having sex. '
17 Jan 09, 23:08
Adderzz:PENILA: baha. im penila flavored
17 Jan 09, 23:08
Juliet: jizzzzz in my pants
17 Jan 09, 23:07
gnatster: LMFAO.
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Juliet: lmfao
17 Jan 09, 23:07
gnatster: oO
17 Jan 09, 23:07
editron: that's what she said
17 Jan 09, 23:07
tazz: yah
17 Jan 09, 23:07
editron: lmao
17 Jan 09, 23:07
editron: IT TAKES LIKE A ZILLION TRIES TO GO THROUGH
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Adderzz: :3
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Adderzz: -immature-
17 Jan 09, 23:07
editron: DAMN IT CBOX LET ME POST
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Adderzz: XD
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Adderzz: LIKE VANILLA, BUT PENIS FLAVORED TOO
17 Jan 09, 23:07
editron: a penis fracture? lmao
17 Jan 09, 23:07
Adderzz: PENILA
17 Jan 09, 23:06
Juliet: PENILE*
17 Jan 09, 23:06
Adderzz: lulz i dont carexD
17 Jan 09, 23:06
Juliet: a penila fracture?
17 Jan 09, 23:06
tazz: do you know what it is?
17 Jan 09, 23:06
editron: that sounds like it would hurt
17 Jan 09, 23:05
Juliet: CLICK IT
17 Jan 09, 23:05
editron: a penile fracture?
17 Jan 09, 23:05
editron: LMAO WUT
17 Jan 09, 23:05
tazz: the tv just told me what a penile fracture was
17 Jan 09, 23:05
Juliet:  !?
17 Jan 09, 23:05
tazz: HOLLY FCKN SHT |
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Post by JASON RUSSEL BARKER on Jan 31, 2009 18:28:40 GMT -7
`` 5k4nk ýllýllý i think that shawty i got a thing for you yeah says:
i'm watching 101 dalmations
edi says:
i'm watching 101 penies
edi says:
...penises
`` 5k4nk ýllýllý i think that shawty i got a thing for you yeah says:
lmfao
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Post by madison22 on Feb 9, 2009 20:18:11 GMT -7
Me: I am an orgasm in a martini
Kiki: you want me to flirt for you?
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Post by benjix on Feb 15, 2009 12:58:40 GMT -7
Addi&** says:
kinda makes me wanna bash my head against the wall.
just a tad. but i have a white wall. so.
`` 5k4nk ( ENNUI && BANATTLEMENTS! ) says:
i have a chalkboard wall
`` 5k4nk ( ENNUI && BANATTLEMENTS! ) says:
two white walls, and a red wall lmao
Addi&** says:
o.O
`` 5k4nk ( ENNUI && BANATTLEMENTS! ) says:
i'm set for aliens, sperm, and blood..
`` 5k4nk ( ENNUI && BANATTLEMENTS! ) says:
cuz everyone knows aliens have black blood
Addi&** says:
good to know youre prepared.
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Mar 6, 2009 18:31:22 GMT -7
** this is on the phone.
edi: i made a ghost.
eryn: what?!
edi: like out of kleenex.
eryn: ooh!
edi: i should draw a face on him.
eryn: oh yeah? *laughing*
edi: eryn, should i give him an "OOOOO" mouth?!
eryn: OMG! *starts laughing hysterically*
edi: *laughing* .. what?
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Post by oneil on Mar 6, 2009 19:52:03 GMT -7
chris: (my boyfriend) i got a 1 gig stick!
gnat: -snickers-
he got a one gb flashdrive thing.
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Post by madison22 on Mar 7, 2009 5:11:38 GMT -7
All these quotes are from Florida Music trip:
Me: Matt you have to save us from the Gaters
Emily: Uggh this is an everlasting elevator
All Choir students -Singing everlasting Melody changing words as needed-
* Choir song for trip. very catchy.
Rob: This is going to be the REAL Twilight Tower of Terror
Friend back home: I hope Florida Mandy tells Chicago Mandy what she is missing
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Mar 8, 2009 0:50:07 GMT -7
three horns vs. long necks! ( DEFINE HER, IT MEANS SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE ) says:
yes, yes you do
OMG IVYYY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! MY BOOTSS!
edi says:
i know lmao
idk why she would want to wear them
they aren;t that warm and have no grip
so on teh ice i'm slipping around like a tard
three horns vs. long necks! ( DEFINE HER, IT MEANS SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE ) says:
lmfao
lmfao!!!!
hahhahah
edi says:
oO
three horns vs. long necks! ( DEFINE HER, IT MEANS SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE ) says:
i dunno i thought it was funny how you worded your last sentence
so on teh ice i'm slipping around like a tard
edi says:
lmao
sush
three horns vs. long necks! ( DEFINE HER, IT MEANS SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE ) says:
lol
edi says:
i can;t actually laugh
i feel retarded
three horns vs. long necks! ( DEFINE HER, IT MEANS SHE'LL FUCK ANYONE ) says:
how do tards sleep around
KUDGFD\
slipp***
edi says:
especially since i'm in the living oom
LMAO
SLEEP AROUNG
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Post by isabella on Mar 8, 2009 16:57:52 GMT -7
these are like mostly all sexual...but yeah, lmao, these are mostly all from other people
(this was the night my two best friends met)
Britt: So do you still have your v-card?
Bria: Oh yeah, I'm a virgin, big time, in face I collect v-cards!
Me: *turns to Bria* really?
Bria: Mhm...wait...NO! I mean like when someone loses their v-card I just like catch them in the air
Gwen: What's pretty bad is that I've kissed as much girls as I've kissed guys. Wait...yep I've kissed six guys and six girls, what does that mean?
John: Umm...well, I'm pretty sure it means you're bi, gwen
Gwen: but I'm not!
Sarah: This is pretty lame but I've never kissed anyone
:: Gwen leans over and kisses Sarah full on the lips ::
Maddie: Congratulations, you just had you lip virginity stolen by gwen
Sarah: Nonono, that doesn't count!
Gwen: Damn now I gotta even out the scale, wait, John!"
:: john turns away as Gwen is reaching for his face ::
ten minutes later Hahmeed comes over
Gwen: Hahmeed, can I kiss you?
Hahmeed: What?
Gwen: I need to even out the scale so I can at least have kissed as many guys as I have girls
Hahmeed: Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I've...wait I'm not going to say how many guys I've kissed, never mind
later Hahmeed was telling us a story about one time these police officers searched his car just because he and his friends were out after curfew
Friend: Hey, what would you do if I had like an ounce of weed on me right now?
Police Officer: Well, I'd probably have to arrest you
Friend: Oh...ok
later Jeffry and Alex are putting on sheets to make them look like togas
Jeffry: It's so weird that this one if green, they should both be white
Alex: Oh well
Hahmeed: Oh, I can make them white
Justine: EW!
Hahmeed: What the fuck? You're making that so perverted!
Me: Actually, that was my first thought too...but then I was like, oh wait! he probably means bleach
Hahmeed: Actually, I just said that so that someone would react like that, so no, I didn't mean bleach
Me: Oh sorry, my mistake
Hahmeed: Yeah, you should have known
late in Bria's car gossiping
Me: No, Cody broke up with Justine but he still likes her so she's angry at him.
Bria's mom: Serves him right, you can't wash you laundry in the same water twice.
Me and Britt agree
Bria: Wait...but you do wash your clothes twice...you wash them more than that!
Me: Bria...just be quiet
Bria: YOU DO!
Bria's mom: You don't wash your clothes in the same water after you washed it, it's dirty water
Bria: I don't get it
Me: Surprise, surprise
later at eleven at my house with Britt her boyfriend Sam called and I get annoyed and grab her cell phone
Me: Hey, Sam, no offense, but you see Britt like every day and I barely get to spend time with her, granted I don't make out with her, but still
Sam: Well, maybe if you did make out with her she'd spend more time with you
Me: Good theory, maybe I'll try that some time
Sam: Yeah, you should
Me: BYE!
yesterday on band field trip we were in the auditorium waiting for the band we had to watch come out and Andy was doing this weird dance
Me: Hey Andy, I'm just wondering, when they were filming the movie Brokeback Mountain did they offer you a part as the gay cowboy?
Robert burst out laughing and Andy's mouth flies open and he turns away from me
::half an hour later on the bus::
Me: I'M SORRY!
Andy: Shut up. I hate you. Don't fucking talk to me
Me: But I'm-
Andy: SHUT UP!
Me: really-
Andy: SHUT UP!
Me: really sorry!!!!
Andy: Stop talking to me!
...
Hey, Robert, do you want one of my cookies?
Robert: Sure
Me: *whispering to Robert* I don't think I should bother to try asking for one of those cookies?
Robert: Probably not
Andy: Hey, Richela, do you want some of my goldfish?
Me: ...sure?
Andy: *hands me the bag* but don't talk to me
Me: um...no problem
Those are only the ones I remember. I actually kinda had to keep some out cause they were too bad, lmao. |
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Post by braex on Mar 21, 2009 6:10:04 GMT -7
Gramma- did you find out when you need to be there for your rotc thing on saturday and everything?
Me- i have to be at the civic center at the back doors around three thirty.
Gramma- i dont know where that is! find out!
Me- okay gramma
Gramma- ask your... fearless leader! what's your fearless leader guys name?
Me- ... you mean colonel and chief?
Gramma- YEAH!
i love her. XD
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Post by braex on Mar 21, 2009 22:03:11 GMT -7
Addi&** says:
my dick gets sucked all night
yo dick, cant get that high
Addi&** says:
i feel bad for the guys i hang out with
feeling sicker than a dog // e r y n ( DONT SHAKE, ID HATE TO SEE YOU TREMBLE ) says:
why?
feeling sicker than a dog // e r y n ( DONT SHAKE, ID HATE TO SEE YOU TREMBLE ) says:
you can pwn their wangs?
Addi&** says:
obv. |
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Post by ashleymichelle on Mar 23, 2009 21:29:23 GMT -7
Miranda: So what did you do on Friday night?
Ariane: nothing..
Me: They were sucking face!
*watching Lord of the Rings Two in theater, dead silent as Gandalf falls down that hole in the ground while battling that beastie thing*
Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
re: vote for the worst for american idol the Megan girl or whatever her name is.
Dad: yea, and her dress was awful.
Mom: don't hold back.
Dad: it was like two slingshots holding up two boulders. |
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Apr 5, 2009 9:28:46 GMT -7
VIA FACEBOOK STATUS. Also, we're talking about how i sponsored a little girl, through world vision, in romania. she's really cute and laura is a friend of mine.
Laura: wanna sponsor me?
Eryn: okay : D
Laura Stacie: ok, do you want my fees?
639 for rent
70 for phone
60 for cable
135 osap... Read More
70 credit cards
150 groceries
20 bus tickets
hmmm, so for one month i am... $1150 (:
Eryn: youre more expensive than a romania kid
Laura: i'm way more deserving!
Eryn: do i get a tax refund at teh end of the year?
Laura: no but i can give hugs.
Eryn: .... hmmm i dunno bout this deal laura. seems a little dodgy to me lol
Laura: it's the deal of a lifetime!
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Post by ashleymichelle on Apr 6, 2009 19:14:34 GMT -7
*sitting with my friends at lunch at our lockers, Luke comes over*
Luke: I'm bored, you guys should entertain me.
Jori: Well... Ashley can give you a lap dance.
Me: *turns bright red*
Friends: *laugh at me*
*Day of Earth hour at my friends house*
Meghan holds back Jori as I text one of our friends, Danny.
text message reads: Jori wishes to confess her undying love for you and wishes to give you a lap dance at your conveniance.
reply: i'm not surprised.
my reply: we weren't either. |
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Post by AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER on Apr 7, 2009 19:40:43 GMT -7
e r y n ( RHINESTONES ) says:
lol
so yogurt is actually kind of boring and not much is known about it i guess since it wasn't really developed until the 1900
edi says:
ahahaha good
e r y n ( RHINESTONES ) says:
mhmm 
edi says:
in the future they'll find out it casues cancer
e r y n ( RHINESTONES ) says:
LMFAO!
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