FUNNY QUOTES!

[athena]

kikiiii! says:
she's pretty
kikiiii! says:
but has a lot of metal in her mouth rofl
`cait! fuck off. says:
that looks like it hurts so bad.
`cait! fuck off. says:
hahaha
kikiiii! says:
i know
kikiiii! says:
but arent tongue piercings good for giving head? apparently that's the case?
`cait! fuck off. says:
HAHA. i've heard that.

[athena]

` ` Kiki says:
WHAT.
` ` Kiki says:
i dont even have a boyfriend, thanks cait.
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
IDC
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
i still wrote it for you
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
i'm your boyfrann
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
xD
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
minus the vestigial penis
` ` Kiki says:
YOU'RE NOT MY BF YOU'RE MY GF.
` ` Kiki says:
gosh.
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
OKAY SORRY
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
then are you my bf?
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
or are we just lez for each other?
` ` Kiki says:
no we're both girls rofl
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
option two it is.
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
xD
` ` Kiki says:
unless you would enjoy being a man
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
i just might
`cait!            we all need to find a dream. we all dream about love.             says:
OMG CAN I BE ANOTHER VERSION OF THE PREGNANT MAN?

[maika]

"MIKE, MIKE. hurry up and take it before meg's too drunk to take pictures!"
dia frampton

and this wasn't so much funny as it was making me want to pee myself.

`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
nick took me up to the dressing room
`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
and tom was sitting in there and i showed up in the doorway and he was like
`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
"YOU" and i was kinda scared and he was like "HOW DID YOU KNOW THE WORDS TO ALL OF THOSE SONGS? YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST AMAZING PERSON I HAVE EVER MET"
`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
cause i knew the words to ALL the meg & dia songs, even the brand new ones.
` ` Kiki - busy, homework & college says:
AWWWWWW
`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
and he was like "what's your name?" and i was like "kaitlin" and he was shaking my hand and he goes "it's great to meet you. my name is tom higgenson and i think you're amazing."
`cait! MEG AND DIA TONIGHT!!!!!. says:
i was like ADNAJIDN

tom: "did you like bored of your love? i hope you liked bored of your love"
me:"i knew all the words"
tom:"you really ARE amazing."

(btw, for those of you who dont know, tom is the singer for the plain white t's. haha.)

[athena]

` ` Kiki says:
seriously she makes me want to kill kittens
`cait! "hurry up and take it before meg's too drunk to take pictures!" says:
how about babies? they're not as cute as kittens.
` ` Kiki says:
HAHAHAHA

[kaitlyn]

RIOT! says:
I feel like death.
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
awwwww maybe you're like the angel of death
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
then you can go around taking people's souls
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
i would be like yeah bitch time to die
RIOT! says:
lol
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
then you can kill everyone you hate
RIOT! says:
fo' sho'.
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
and send them to hell
[c=#80CAC7]flip that hair until that bitch is gone, out of your mind [/c] [c=15]![/c] says:
to be the devils bitch. gosh i am so smiteful

[AUBREEN LAURA AVERY-BARKER]

yes yes, i know. i'm telling you right now that i have a completely twisted and blurry idea of guys. jerks and sweethearts, i love them all. however, i thought this was a pretty funny convo my friend and i just had. ps... i'm hopeless lol



`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
awe, come on you have to admit that jon the lead of the maine is a cuiteee! lol
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
just by his little smile you can tell that

Samantha. says:
just cuz he looks like a sweetheart doesn't mean he is a sweet heart
Samantha. says:
like take some of oli's photo's he looks like a complete sweetheart, but in real, he is a fucking twat

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
but think of it this way
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
you can tell because of the lyrics to their songs... oli would never sing that shit
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
oli is the equivalent of seven from brokencyde
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
lmao

Samantha. says:
lmao
Samantha. says:
what kind of name is seven, like seriously? what a faggot

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
lmao its just a stage name
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
lmao

Samantha. says:
exactly. what kinda stage name is that shit?

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
lmao
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
well its not seven
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
its se7en lmao

Samantha. says:
well my stage name is way better, its eig8t, check that shit out.
Samantha. says:
lmao

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
lol
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
haha
`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
mine would be.... 5k4nk

Samantha. says:
LOL!

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
i'm tempted to put that up in my display name

Samantha. says:
do it!

`` erynnn ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
... lmao

Samantha. says:
imm put my whole lil' eig8t thing

`` 5k4nk ýllýllý trainwreck that i am. says:
HAHAHA! we're sooo pro

eig8t says:
fo' sho'
eig8t says:
mine doesn't make sense. but thats what I love

[athena]

levi: buy a shirtttt.
me: no.
levi: why not?
me: cause that one's ugly. and i have to have money for the marilyn avenue show tomorrow.
levi: YOU'RE GONNA BUY THEIR SHIRTS?
me: no.
levi: you're going shirtless, then?
me: yes, of course.

[miles]

jennifer. fuck you rusty nailz~ says:
that looks like it just did something shitty
shaushi says:
actually i thought it looked more like a down syndrome smiley.

[jac]

joy ride 2:dead ahead.
_{no shit! we saw the head fly off!}

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[athena]

`cait! the first thing i say in the morning is "fuck that shit.". says:
KIKI MAKES ME TICKLE IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES.

[sammeh]

[15:31] sam: camilla and joe need to be in a movie together
[15:31] sam: OMG
[15:31] sam: THAT WOULD BE THE BIG ONE!
[15:31] sam: LOLZ
[15:31] sam: we should make a movie
[15:31] sam: and cast them
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: OMG
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: OKAY
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: we'll call it
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: uhhh
[15:31] sam: freddiebunnie!
[15:31] sam: ....
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: "fuck me, bitch"
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: HAHAHAHA
[15:31] sam: kidding, kidding
[15:31] sam: LOL
[15:31] sam: xDDD
[15:31] sam: yesss!!
[15:31] sam: it can be a porno
[15:31] ` ` Kiki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
[15:32] ` ` Kiki: I AM NOT DIRECTING D;
[15:32] sam: you'll be the camera girl
[15:32] sam: LOLZ
[15:32] ` ` Kiki: OMG D;
[15:32] sam: i'll direct
[15:32] sam: 'NO NO! ON TOP ON TOP!'
[15:32] sam: bahaha, jp jp
[15:32] sam: we'll just write the script
[15:32] ` ` Kiki: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
[15:32] sam: and make it irresistably delicious
[15:33] ` ` Kiki: this needs to go in the funny quote thread
[15:33] ` ` Kiki: because
[15:33] ` ` Kiki: i'd also get in there and make joe jonas hit some notes he hasn't ever hit before.
[15:33] sam: BAHAHAHAHA

[miles]

publius~ says:
imma stick my head in the dirt
I AM CAESAR. says:
what for?
I AM CAESAR. says:
THATS HOW YOU PRAISE DA KAWANZA
publius~ says:
xD

[kaitlyn]

peyton says:
i do like man bitches. mine are cuddly
RIOT! says:
mine are better.
peyton says:
you son't even know mind
peyton says:
*mine
RIOT! says:
Mine just ran to walmart to get me ice craem.
peyton says:
lol walmart do they sell walls there *does a paris hilton*
RIOT! says:
yes they do.
peyton says:
are you seriouse ... wait no they don't!
RIOT! says:
-giggles-
peyton says:
you can't buy icecream n the smae place you buy walls
peyton says:
and walls don't even come pre made

[bryonyuno]

RIOT!: i love jello.
peyton : i can't sya i know what that is.
mhm bull piss: you know what getalin is
peyton : horse hoof.
mhm bull piss: huh?
mhm bull piss: jumping fucking jinglebells
mhm bull piss: how about fruit jels
mhm bull piss: gels*
peyton : whatttttttt?.
mhm bull piss: i know what mish wants, she wants a jello shot
RIOT!: yum.
mhm bull piss: do you know what gelatin is
peyton : gelatin in horse hoof!
mhm bull piss: so we eat horse hoofs
mhm bull piss: thanks for ruining jello for me
peyton : thats why i don't eat gelatin.
peyton : aw sorry
peyton : hey i'm thinking if you two can be bothered we should ic with taryn scout and tay
mhm bull piss: it isn't horse hoofs you're a liar
mhm bull piss:ewwwww but jello is meat
mhm bull piss: wtf
peyton : no jakkeh it seriously is
mhm bull piss: thanks mazz, thanks for fucking up jello for me
RIOT!: no it's not.
mhm bull piss: it is like someone trying to tell me what's in a hot dog
mhm bull piss: Because the collagen is processed extensively, the final product is not categorized as a meat or animal product by the US federal government.
peyton : ok i tkae it bakc it's not horse hoof xF
peyton : *
mhm bull piss: how come it says you can caught this disease from eating tainted beef in the getalin section o.0
peyton : i dunno
mhm bull piss: it's true ;-; must forget just like i forgot what hot dogs are made of

[tazz]

hahha the order is messed, but read it.

17 Jan 09, 23:11
tazz: sure it is
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
17 Jan 09, 23:11
editron: who the fuuck is penila?
17 Jan 09, 23:11
gnatster: omg. i can't breefth.
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: HAHA
17 Jan 09, 23:11
gnatster: LFMAO!
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: its sensitive xD
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: AGAIN! haha
17 Jan 09, 23:11
tazz: HAHA
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: DONT MAKE FUN OF MY PENILA
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: lmao. -ded-
17 Jan 09, 23:10
Juliet: "ITS NOT A GAY PENIS.. it's a penila..."
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: i'll make you poof for a sex ;D
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: hahahaahahahahahahahaah.
17 Jan 09, 23:10
gnatster: LMFAO
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: OMG
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: SEC
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: i poofed for a sex
17 Jan 09, 23:10
editron: oops
17 Jan 09, 23:10
PENILA!: lulz
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: lmmaaaoo
17 Jan 09, 23:11
gnatster: LMFAO!
17 Jan 09, 23:11
editron: LMAO
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: IM THE PENIS. THAT'S UP IN UR VANILLAZ
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: IMEAN
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: OH
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: hahahaha
17 Jan 09, 23:11
PENILA!: IM ADDI D:
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: DONT TELL HERRR
17 Jan 09, 23:11
tazz: sure it is
17 Jan 09, 23:11
Juliet: THATS WHAT SHE SAID